The Sunnyside Cafe aka The Yucky-Poo-Poo-Juice Cantine

Nestled at the beginning of Main St. Hyannis is a little breakfast nook that I've had my eye on for a few years. Maggie and I finally tried it on Friday. And I'd like to repay my eye by poking it with a sharp stick.


Yes. It was that bad.


At first you go in and sure, it's kind of dated inside but those places usually have kick-ass breakfast. This was the exception to the rule and I'll list the reasons why:


1. Coffee. Terrible. Ugh. Yuck. Gross.


2. The menu has a picture of a horse's ass in it. I have no idea why. Now that I think about it, there were two horses' asses. I probably missed the caption stating that "your coffee will tase like this".


3. The price was cheap but you get what you pay for here.


4. The sausage was heat-n-serve. I want a nice patty sausage or plump link when I go out to breakfast. Not a sad dried up yorkie turd.


5. The pancakes were best described as rubbery and forgetful.


6. The home fries were dry, unseasoned, and had a weird texture. These were the potato on the griddle kind cooked with onion, but that actually hurt them. They were just awful.


7. Did I mention the coffee? Yucky-poo-poo-juice.


I will say this though, My eggs were good (over medium) and our waitress was awesome. She insisted we move so the sun wouldn't be in Maggie's eyes and kept our yucky-poo-poo-juice full. She needs to wait tables elsewhere, preferably a place with better food.


So the Sunnyside cafe gets a Fail+

P.S. The Sunnyside should serve their coffee out of this...