Make this, it's awesome.

I made the best breakfast this morning, and it's still kind of healthy, and it was freaking delicious!

Eggs in a basket.

You'll need eggs, wheat bread, a frying pan, a stove top, a spatula, hands, a plate, a mouth, a stomach, and eventually a toilet. Don't look at me like that. Everyone Poops. There's even a book.

So you take your piece of bread and cut a hole in it like so:

Then you spray your frying pan with pam, heat it, put the bread in the pan and crack an egg in the hole of the bread. Flip it over so it cooks on both sides, and then you have....

An EGG IN A BASKET!!

Then you eat it. YAY!!!

Diet?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

So, as you may have guessed from the lack of posts from Maggie and I, we're both in a weight loss contest. And that means a diet. And that means considerably less breakfast action. We stand to win some $$ though, and I don't want my ass to be this fat anymore.

This diet however comes on the heels of this discovery:

Cheesecake Pancakes.

What.
The.
Fuck.

Those are like my two most favorite things ever melded into one fattening pile of fatty-fat-fat-fat heaven.

Serously, Ihop? You couldn't wait a few months? Or have stepped this promo up a few months? Instead I was just in time for the country potato special that may or may not have given me the shits. I hate you. I hate you so much.