Hearth N' Kettle N' Hash Browns, Oh My.

Sooooooo. The Hearth Nnn Kettle. It was alright. Actually the pancakes were delicious. Light and fluffy. I wish the menu had a better selection though. It was broad enough, but it was trying to hard to be colonial chic and it's hard to be fancy when you're dining in what seems to be a log cabin and you're not 100 yards from a pirate swimming pool and a cranberry grower convention.

I should have gotten hash browns instead of home fries. But the home fries were good. Can't go wrong with red bliss potato home fries. I was still sad about the hash browns though. I'll probably die regretting not ordering them.

Here are a list of things I'd regret on my death bed if I died in the next 10 minutes:

1. I never learned to swing dance.
2. I never got to see Japan.
3. Why didn't I make out with more people?
4. I was never in an epic sword fight.
5. I didn't order the delicious looking hash browns at the Hearth Nnnnnnnnn Kettle.
oh, and this:
6. I never got to punch Rush Limbaugh in the face. Lets face it, he kind of deserves it.

The ultimate would be if I accidentially tripped Rush while at a swing dance in Japan. Then we would have an epic samurai sword fight that ends with me punching him in the face and celebrating my victory by eating hash browns from Hearth NnnnnnnnnNNNnnnn Kettle.

Anywho, The plantation special is a safe bet at the H+K. Yet another B+